![]() ![]() And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killedįirst. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." ~ W.C. ![]() The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." ~ Abraham If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. Then God said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much light." ~ Anonymous "And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." ~ Dean Martin "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman "Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser." ~ Professor Irwin Corey "He was a wise man who invented beer." ~ Plato "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." ~ Oscar Wilde Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~ Dave Barry "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." ~ Humphrey Bogart Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about This wine, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame! Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ "Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. "Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." ~ Winston Churchill To me it's a Support Group." ~ Leo Durocher "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" ~ W.C. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ "Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts." ~ Finley Peter Dunne "Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" ~ Eleanor Early "Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." ~ George Bernard Shaw "When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman ![]() "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol." ~ Anonymous "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." ~ William Butler Yeats When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. If you like these you can get some of them engraved on your own Drinking Quotes Beer Mug, Pilsner Glasses, Pint Glasses, Pitcher or Beer Mug and Pitcher Set. ![]()
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